Our new fridge lets you see inside without opening the door by knocking on it.
Michael Moore: “If you get the powerful message of class war portrayed in the film “Parasite”, then you also get why Bernie is ahead in every single poll. And why, in the end, Sanders will take down Trump.”
In Israel, if you are in the active military you must carry your weapon with you at all times
Fuck all of you piece of shit streaming services wasting my fucking bandwidth
Could not be a better feeling than having this happen to you while you are resting
“Laziness means you’re not making more money for me.”
Had a baby three weeks ago and bought these. "Pump anywhere," they said. "It's whisper quiet, nobody will know you're pumping at all," they said....
WCGW when you cook on a stone
Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now
Berliners are sending a piece of the Berlin Wall to Trump, with the message: “We would like to give you one of the last pieces of the failed Berlin Wall to commemorate the United States’ dedication to building a world without walls”
You can always count on WinRAR.
Someone posted my lightsaber bionic arm attachment here, so I thought you'd like my Mega Man Megabuster arm attachment
You try to install one skyrim mod, and...
Some low effort meme for you guys
CALL TO ACTION: Boomers are fueling Biden's run. A lot of states vote tomorrow. This video of Joe Biden bragging about how many times he's tried to cut Social Security needs to be spread all over Facebook today. Can you do your part? v.redd.it/sy8trh96lnl41
Unless you're on Tricare, you probably don't
It might be common knowledge for most of you, but for the rest, there's an easy way to tell if Abyssal Depths contain a Lich
MICHIGAN VOTERS: YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO VOTE. We have SAME DAY REGISTRATION, NO EXCUSE ABSENTEE BALLOTS, and POLLS ARE OPEN UNTIL 8PM. VOTE!
“You think what? I’m gonna walk out with a laser sword and face down the whole First Order?”
People are panic-buying eggs now? You assholes know you can’t grow chickens with those right?
a load of fun, makes you melt
And now you're stuck in the elevator
You will no longer be needing those panties
For you fellow dark mode users
If This Is You, Be Better.
When your little princess wants to help you get ready for work.
Emperor and Fett know so long as there a body, you can come back
But Chick-fil-A doesn't give you the squirts
Going in for my second heart surgery in 7 years in a few minutes (born with a bad valve). See you all on the other side.
I’m not crying you’re crying
You cannot make this shit up, the president everyone
I would appreciate a helping hand from you guys, because I still not have enough karma to post on the subreddit I want to. I will upvote every comment, that's for sure. Many thanks in advance. See you in the comments.
The alarm clock in this hotel has three displays so you can see the time without moving while lying in either of the beds.
when did you hop on this wild ride? (updated edition)
You already know what to do
When you turn 100 in Barbados you get a stamp made in your honor.
So many of you share hate of Season 7, yet it offers several GREAT moments... why, here’s one now!
How you know you're in a good neighborhood
Don't worry, I got you, Bro!