Two different doctors once told me I wouldn’t live to see my 40th. I was 500 pounds at the time. Today is my 40th. During that time I lost 350lbs & learned my sons hfASD πŸ’™
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lesszachmoore
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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This woman’s mother suffers from Alzheimer’s. For the first time in years, she recognized her daughter, looked into her eyes and told her she loves her.. v.redd.it/2173wvsi1u861
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sulkapallolol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Man arrested for....doing exactly what he was told v.redd.it/hhgl3utfs0761
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πŸ‘€︎ u/taylor2121
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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We live in a society where my friend told me to post this here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tech_sportbuds
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I’ve been restoring some old snowmobiles at my brother’s cottage on the weekends for a few months...this one was 99% ready to ride except for an issue with the brakes rubbing (and getting extremely hot). Told my brother not to ride it until I fixed the brakes... he didn’t listen. v.redd.it/b1riz6hd2f961
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaybackPanda67
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Told my boyfriend I was getting him a burger for Christmas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ao-Eleni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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β€œ2021 Dad of the Year” ladies and gentlemen. I told her to shower, instead of rinse her hair out, right after dying it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/medicfourlife
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Grown ass man throwing a tantrum at Costco because he was told to wear a mask. Location: Lantana FL v.redd.it/0f6sactqqf661
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cien_Almas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Nephew told me to post my Battle station here on this subreddit.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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My dog asking for chicken by flicking his eyes between the chicken and my eyes. I have 2 autistic children so he has been taught to not take food unless told he can have it. My beautiful boy! v.redd.it/gd9us1yoyl961
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jen10Morganator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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quite the non-lie you told their
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StryloX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Grown ass man throwing a tantrum at Costco because he was told to wear a mask. Location: Lantana FL v.redd.it/9bids2j9rf661
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cien_Almas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I'm a 14 year old artist, a friend told me to post my stuff here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zazouzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Being told to behave on an airplane is apparently a violation of liberty for this snowflake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealwaysexists
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I spent around 70 hours making this Charcoal drawing for a contest! Was told to post it here, hope you like it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexlopezlna
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I was told this belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hermitically
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I told my husband I just wanted some "shitty earrings" for Christmas. He delivered...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/freehorse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Okay, who told him that?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avathedumbass
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Told my dad we could get a gardener to trim the trees but he insisted on saving money...came home to witness this v.redd.it/ghl18ln12q461
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teer46
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I was told to post this here so there u go v.redd.it/pvtbdk49iu961
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tornado18Mustafa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Somebody once told me
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I was told you guys would like this
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I had an idea for a political cartoon, but I can't draw, so I commissioned my friend Jilian to make it for me. I was told it belongs here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcbluestar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Cop brags about hitting people with car when he is told by another cop their body cam is on v.redd.it/d6drg0y8vt661
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spried
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I got my 93 y/o grandmother to smoke for the first time. After, we had a good talk and she told me I was her favourite grandkid. v.redd.it/ddeafsbnbc861
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tharrheblows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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A few years ago, I broke the record for the spiciest dish eaten in one sitting at my local Thai restaurant. Pad Horapa Thai Hot x9 included some sort of mix of ghost peppers and Carolina reapers. I was told men twice my size had failed. I have since broken my own record with Thai Hot x11!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kroupmastaflex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Oh hi there, I was told that shoulder cats are trending today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarontheBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Too funny! Truth be told!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FishAndChips7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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We were told sonograms usually don’t look this clear... Reddit meet our baby gummy bear!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkanslaw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Top pic is four months ago when our darling Kitty nearly died. We were told to say our goodbyes. Our girl is a fighter and the bottom pic shows her recovered and happy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheworksforfudge
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Finally someone told him to shut the f up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AzizKim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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He told me he would fuck my mom one day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAssassin531Y
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Christmas arrived early for me after being told I won Lando's Helmet in McLaren's Mind prize draw.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KirstySays
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Probably going to get told to go back to r/politics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooPandas4537
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I was given a $200 tip at my waitressing job and was told to treat myself. So I got a couple grams and finally paid off my cellphone with the rest. It was a really good day for me!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictoryTheScreech
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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So I met this kid at an orphanage in Tanzania a few years ago and told him that if he studied his butt off, I’d pay for his school to help him towards his dream of becoming a doctor. He just got into medical school. I don’t have kids but I’m proud like a mother hen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lim_er_ick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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He was a rescue. A runt. Probably blind, deaf, won't make it very long, they told me. Well, happy 10th birthday, buddy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnRalphEmery
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Mom told her daughter to grab her mask so they can go to the store. This was the mask she grabbed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jorhey14
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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At 40, just got my first pair of prescription glasses, and was told I look like Walter White. I don't see it...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unholyfire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I laughed so hard when my mom told me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_is_hoomin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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i TOLD you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stebancolberto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Elliotte Friedman: CBJ player told him they were expecting Dubois situation. Wasn't about negotiation or playing for Tortorella. He wants a bigger stage. v.redd.it/exs16s3voe961
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πŸ‘€︎ u/specmence
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I've been told that my first marquetry will be shit. I said "OK."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poltroc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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my guy friend told me to make this and i genuinely have no idea what it means but he said it’ll be funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swag5406
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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My partner told me she got me some designer sock’s πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/criddy33
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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when I was younger, I used to really despise religious beliefs because I was told before that I'm a sinner, that Allah hates me that I'm a disappointment and that my sexuality is a disease in the eyes of Allah. I'm still an atheist but I've definitely come to terms with religion.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilliputianMouse
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