Two different doctors once told me I wouldn’t live to see my 40th. I was 500 pounds at the time. Today is my 40th. During that time I lost 350lbs & learned my sons hfASD 💙
This woman’s mother suffers from Alzheimer’s. For the first time in years, she recognized her daughter, looked into her eyes and told her she loves her.. v.redd.it/2173wvsi1u861
We live in a society where my friend told me to post this here.
I’ve been restoring some old snowmobiles at my brother’s cottage on the weekends for a few months...this one was 99% ready to ride except for an issue with the brakes rubbing (and getting extremely hot). Told my brother not to ride it until I fixed the brakes... he didn’t listen. v.redd.it/b1riz6hd2f961
Told my boyfriend I was getting him a burger for Christmas
“2021 Dad of the Year” ladies and gentlemen. I told her to shower, instead of rinse her hair out, right after dying it.
Grown ass man throwing a tantrum at Costco because he was told to wear a mask. Location: Lantana FL v.redd.it/0f6sactqqf661
Nephew told me to post my Battle station here on this subreddit.
My dog asking for chicken by flicking his eyes between the chicken and my eyes. I have 2 autistic children so he has been taught to not take food unless told he can have it. My beautiful boy! v.redd.it/gd9us1yoyl961
quite the non-lie you told their
Grown ass man throwing a tantrum at Costco because he was told to wear a mask. Location: Lantana FL v.redd.it/9bids2j9rf661
I'm a 14 year old artist, a friend told me to post my stuff here
Being told to behave on an airplane is apparently a violation of liberty for this snowflake
I spent around 70 hours making this Charcoal drawing for a contest! Was told to post it here, hope you like it!
I was told this belongs here
I told my husband I just wanted some "shitty earrings" for Christmas. He delivered...
Told my dad we could get a gardener to trim the trees but he insisted on saving money...came home to witness this v.redd.it/ghl18ln12q461
I was told you guys would like this
I had an idea for a political cartoon, but I can't draw, so I commissioned my friend Jilian to make it for me. I was told it belongs here.
Cop brags about hitting people with car when he is told by another cop their body cam is on v.redd.it/d6drg0y8vt661
I got my 93 y/o grandmother to smoke for the first time. After, we had a good talk and she told me I was her favourite grandkid. v.redd.it/ddeafsbnbc861
A few years ago, I broke the record for the spiciest dish eaten in one sitting at my local Thai restaurant. Pad Horapa Thai Hot x9 included some sort of mix of ghost peppers and Carolina reapers. I was told men twice my size had failed. I have since broken my own record with Thai Hot x11!
Oh hi there, I was told that shoulder cats are trending today.
Too funny! Truth be told!
We were told sonograms usually don’t look this clear... Reddit meet our baby gummy bear!
Top pic is four months ago when our darling Kitty nearly died. We were told to say our goodbyes. Our girl is a fighter and the bottom pic shows her recovered and happy.
Finally someone told him to shut the f up
He told me he would fuck my mom one day
Christmas arrived early for me after being told I won Lando's Helmet in McLaren's Mind prize draw.
Probably going to get told to go back to r/politics
I was given a $200 tip at my waitressing job and was told to treat myself. So I got a couple grams and finally paid off my cellphone with the rest. It was a really good day for me!
So I met this kid at an orphanage in Tanzania a few years ago and told him that if he studied his butt off, I’d pay for his school to help him towards his dream of becoming a doctor. He just got into medical school. I don’t have kids but I’m proud like a mother hen.
He was a rescue. A runt. Probably blind, deaf, won't make it very long, they told me. Well, happy 10th birthday, buddy.
Mom told her daughter to grab her mask so they can go to the store. This was the mask she grabbed.
At 40, just got my first pair of prescription glasses, and was told I look like Walter White. I don't see it...
I laughed so hard when my mom told me
Elliotte Friedman: CBJ player told him they were expecting Dubois situation. Wasn't about negotiation or playing for Tortorella. He wants a bigger stage. v.redd.it/exs16s3voe961
I've been told that my first marquetry will be shit. I said "OK."
my guy friend told me to make this and i genuinely have no idea what it means but he said it’ll be funny
My partner told me she got me some designer sock’s 🤷🏽♂️
when I was younger, I used to really despise religious beliefs because I was told before that I'm a sinner, that Allah hates me that I'm a disappointment and that my sexuality is a disease in the eyes of Allah. I'm still an atheist but I've definitely come to terms with religion.