Don't roast me to much. First big project I did for the wife. Also ignore my disaster garage.
I'm the guy that went from 2k to 100k in a month. Ended 2020 with a bang. Intraday ATH of 230k. Lost most with PLTR 12/31 30c. Chased the rest to 0 with random weeklies. Roast the fuck out of me.
This is my ride. Roast me
Cake day! Just turned 30, work at a psychiatric hospital, cancer survivor, still plays Pokémon and is trying to start a discord server for mental health and just posted on roastme..cheer me up after I hear my roasts
[f19] I just want to see how people perceive me because I have no idea! feel free to roast me I guess!
This is for the roast competition, this just confuses me
I made a poster for the show (I'm not a graphic designer pls don't roast me)
Heard the pickup lines. Now roast me. 🔥
Fellow Non speaking here, I SWEAR this has been done before, so feel free to roast me for plagiarism in the comments.
Just 2,5 years between both pictures .. what happend to me .. roast me!
Roast my existence. Lonely single mom of 3 yr old boy, behavioral therapist and doing more school for psych. Dont think anyone is worth it to pursue a relationship with. HEAVILY Christian. Destroy me. praise Jesus
Broke my nose and chipped a tooth on Saturday night on an electric scooter. Roast me.
35 Former Amateur Porn Star Turned Erotica Author - Roast Me
26 M, no friends, PhD student, unemployed, living a sad life in West Africa, Roast me, do your worst mothersuckers
Make posting on Roast Me one of my biggest 'regrats'.
19, animation student, roast me!
in a world driven by appearances, I’ve lost the genetic lottery. I am trying. roast me.
I've been roasted on this sub every single day of 2020 and today is finally the last day! Roast Me Day 366/366
26 year old, unemployed physician. It's 4 in the afternoon and I'm still in my bathrobe. Please roast some sense into me!
I'm 18, 6'3" , and weigh 181 lbs. Roast me like s'mores.
F18, try to roast me without saying "onlyfans", i bet you can’t
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I am an amateur mma fighter. Because of COVID I haven’t fought yet. But Trust me I’m really good at it. Roast me bitches
26 years old. I'm a pisces. Just spent my birthday alone. No friends. Recovering addict. Single mom. I do OF to help pay my bills lmao Roast me! ❤️
I just got a job and feel too happy about it - roast me to crispy perfection
Let’s try this again...27, metal head, Star Wars nerd, and I’m a video major...I’ve heard just about every nose joke possible... roast me suckas...
39M, I've literally roasted so many of you so badly that my roasts if you have made it into Otkin's videos numerous times. Now is your chance for revenge. Hurt me if you can.
Please let me just get roasted.
My ex dumped me on Vday. Roast me so I’ll have an idea why
I turn 28 in 2 weeks, I’m a wannabe singer/songwriter in Nashville, and I look like what you’d get if you ordered Zooey Deschanel on Wish, but despite all that I’m feeling a little too good about myself this week. ROAST ME!
Hello. I just turned 18 last year. Please, roast me
Other sub roasted me for my shit weed and no gloves but I think I did good for my first go at it! 2nd plant GG4 Auto by GCS. 4 day cure. Yes, I’m in the legal part of Texas. v.redd.it/52e4bct6t4i61
30yr old Ginger. I spend my time producing music that nobody listens to and continuing to build up my tie collection. I just grew a beard and lost 50 pounds. Roasting a buddy of mine next Saturday for his birthday so figured I should get what I deserve first. Let me have it!
21 year old unemployed stoner who lives at home, just sad, roast me.
Don't give me any weak ass roasts like last time. Really make me feel more pain than I normally do.
[37M] Author & Freelance Writer; Never Had A GF But Looking; Roast Me Why I Shouldn't
I'm the dumbest person in all my virtual classes - roast me harder than my transcript does
32, hip hop emcee, gamer - ROAST ME
I'm a chronically ill music student in college who dresses like this - roast me more than life already has
Here goes. Dropped out of college because my adhd ass couldn’t keep up with the homework. My room is as messy as my life. Roast me.
Just took this pic 5 mins ago at midnight lol feel free to roast me UwU
20 year old Chemistry student, avid fencer, roast me.
Square Mile sent me coffee roasted in the future.
22M, obviously white. Height = 6’ 7”, Weight = 270lb. I’ve been pretty good about myself lately, roast me!
IT supervisor, I believe now im getting used command people after 3 years of my career despite my social-anxity, roast me!
Hired this dude to put in my grass - He told me he’d be roasting a pig for the crew. I guess he wasn’t joking.
19M roast me and my best friend; hard mode no gay jokes