My momma said "hedge funds are ornery cause they got all those shorts and no shares to cover then with"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuchybaby
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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my momma said I look good in this one!!!πŸ’―πŸ’―
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πŸ“°︎ r/oldfagdotorg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/o0rr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Momma said I might GAUge my eye out with these things... GAU-5/A/A Pistol Clone
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πŸ“°︎ r/RetroAR
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πŸ‘€︎ u/septimusprime
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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This is what my momma meant when she said make sure she got a good head on her shoulders
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GMoney2Times
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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My momma always said
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeffrogue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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I just moved in but Momma said the rent don’t pay itself. It’s my first day, so please bear with me as my projections may be a bit ruff
πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ“°︎ r/dogswithjobs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil2Soaps
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Rory Made it Mainstream. My momma was playing this game(I forgot the name) and she said this mane look like Rory. I was tripping.🀣🀣🀣
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KILLA-CAM7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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On my momma i said i will skip this drop but i have compulsive desires this design goes hard
πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ“°︎ r/revengeofficial
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sao_waderga
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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My momma said why am I depressed I sold her shut her bitch up the sub-a-thon over she slapped tf out me v.redd.it/9u3lvb7vow661
πŸ‘︎ 98
πŸ“°︎ r/BruceDropEmOff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lixisaqt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My 5 year old son has autism and said his first word yesterday. He said Momma. Never cried so many happy tears in my life.
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πŸ“°︎ r/MadeMeSmile
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bells913
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I made a few mistakes, I regret it nightly I broke a couple hearts that I wear on my sleeve My momma always said "Girl, you're trouble" and And now I wonder, could you fall for a woman like me
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πŸ“°︎ r/LittleMixLewd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geyr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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CHECK OUT THAT LUCK! ;) literally yelled "woo!" (eenie meenie miney mo always works, as long as you use the "my momma said i should pick you" version)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/usernameemma
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Neighbors found her in their bushes and my husband said we can keep her. 😻 We think she's 4 weeks old so we're doing momma cat duties. ❀
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πŸ“°︎ r/CalicoKittys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mylucksux
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My momma said I can't swear 😩😩😩😩
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πŸ“°︎ r/okbuddyretard
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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My momma took this Holiday portrait of me and said I belong here
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πŸ“°︎ r/DisneyEyes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarah_soda10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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My momma said
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πŸ‘€︎ u/streetmilitary
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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β€œMy momma said” vs β€œyour daughter calls me daddy now”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skank_Hunt49
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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My momma said...
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πŸ“°︎ r/ApexOutlands
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcfowke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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My momma said i look like this guy called mario be honest do i look like him
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πŸ“°︎ r/MarioJudah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonobrogo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
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πŸ“°︎ r/dvdcollection
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeelover239
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Told my momma how bad my childhood affected me and she said to me β€œWell, that’s your perception” ...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wepurpurp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Please help me locate my momma, last known location was Kalamazoo Michigan. Told roommates she was arguing with the unknown man and trying to find a way home. Said she would return Friday and never showed up.
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πŸ“°︎ r/Michigan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ambamlively
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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My momma said I looked handsome this morning 🌞
πŸ‘︎ 282
πŸ“°︎ r/Boxer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cshaw1212
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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My momma said
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JenTheSlytherin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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My momma always said. "Life is like a jug of fresh spring water, you never know what you're gonna get."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Illus_Maximus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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My momma always said "get baked Forrest"
πŸ‘︎ 35
πŸ“°︎ r/dankmemes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beesecake6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Stimulus check well spent. I have always wanted my own kayak, mainly because I'm a big fisherman. My mom wanted me to save the money. I said, "momma, the economy needs my stimulation" (my camera is shattered):
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πŸ“°︎ r/Kayaking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/17gatesh
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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A momma cat and three kittens live under the shed in my yard. This lil man said I was getting too close to his brother and sister.
πŸ‘︎ 272
πŸ“°︎ r/aww
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xbrixe
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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yellow said on my momma on an incorrect call lmao
πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ“°︎ r/AmongUs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinolizardking
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Momma said bring home the bacon, so I decided to make my own v.redd.it/ljznmiw3lv851
πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ“°︎ r/smoking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BBQnHamilton
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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My daughter(7) is getting better at reading and said, β€œmomma, why does that clown want to buy your weed?” 🀣🀣
πŸ‘︎ 110
πŸ“°︎ r/AnimalCrossing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xojordananne
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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My momma said...
πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ“°︎ r/motorcycle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatuplex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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"My momma always said, Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
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πŸ“°︎ r/PCMFOT
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILoveHearses
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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My momma made me pose like this for the camera so she could post on Facebook saying β€œI was about to pump my gas and my son got out the car and said β€œa woman should never have to pump her own gas when a man is present πŸ₯°β€β€ πŸ™„
πŸ‘︎ 44
πŸ“°︎ r/BruceDropEmOff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/battryting--
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Update* Momma said bring home the bacon, so I made my own
πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ“°︎ r/smoking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BBQnHamilton
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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My Long-Haired Dachshund Mutt... she was born at a shelter and they said dad was a who knows and momma was a dachshund/beagle mix. Her siblings looked like Beagles but idk wth she looks like
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πŸ“°︎ r/aww
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavenHex666
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My sweater is in da washer... momma said I looked cold... so she let me borrow her sweatshirt. Do I look silly,,,
πŸ‘︎ 239
πŸ“°︎ r/pitbulls
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
πŸ‘︎ 57
πŸ“°︎ r/Gundam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ludos96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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But my Momma said...
πŸ‘︎ 199
πŸ“°︎ r/JoeRogan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RottenGeuze
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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This is how I know Zelda runs deep in my family. My 6 year old made this when I asked him what he was doing he looked at me and said my name is Link now momma and it's time to go to Hyrule. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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πŸ‘€︎ u/artbound7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I handed my 4yo a sparkler and he immediately said "EXPECTO PATRONUM!" I'm one proud momma πŸ’—βš‘οΈ
πŸ‘︎ 17k
πŸ“°︎ r/harrypotter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mamaof2boys
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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β€œHey guys, MOMMA said it’s my turn on bad and boujee”
πŸ‘︎ 238
πŸ“°︎ r/Hiphopcirclejerk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jive_Badger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Me when Carti said β€œbought a crib for my momma off that mumblin shit”
πŸ‘︎ 1k
πŸ“°︎ r/playboicarti
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikemaggioo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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My momma always said don’t trust a man with no nipples
πŸ‘︎ 67
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohwellthatsfine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Momma always said she wanted a princess... I don’t think my buddy & I will be able to top this one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sowaconstrictor7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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momma said eat my veggies i said bitch i got green beans
πŸ‘︎ 415
πŸ“°︎ r/drugscirclejerk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zixp21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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β€œHow this used to feel so far and free now these broken souls are all I see fists have fallen to our side we may cry alone, I feel we know where all of this is headed but my momma said”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IINobleWonderII
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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My momma always said. "Life is like a jug of fresh spring water, you never know what you're gonna get."
πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ“°︎ r/HydroHomies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Illus_Maximus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Cue Forrest Gump theme: "My momma always said, life was like an encrypted Nexus mission. You never know what you’re gonna get."
πŸ‘︎ 84
πŸ“°︎ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdVintage
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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my momma said I’m handsome
πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ“°︎ r/BruceDropEmOff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knownbully
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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