My husband eats apple with a spoon. Reddit, please give it to him straight.
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︎ May 24 2021
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︎ May 22 2021
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︎ May 30 2021
HMC while I try to eat a beer
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︎ Jun 03 2021
WCGW if I eat pizza in the bath?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Yes, I'm vegan. Yes, I eat meat. We exist.
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︎ May 31 2021
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︎ May 30 2021
I don't eat it for pleasure but I eat it for pleasure
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︎ May 22 2021
Aw poor thing, had to eat bread during the lockdown
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︎ May 11 2021
9/9 would eat again
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︎ Jun 01 2021
We must preserve western society so your mother can continue to eat buckets of cheese and lard
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︎ Jun 02 2021
Before they sat down to eat
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Andy Dick wants to eat your food, borrow your bike, and stay in your hotel.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Eat your veges, kids.
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︎ May 25 2021
MRW my coworker assumes I'll eat everything she bakes for the office just because I'm fat
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︎ May 27 2021
eat sleep and live gme - have no time frame - give zero fβs - the end is near
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︎ Jun 01 2021
The pressure of being able to go into any neighborhood, eat at any restaurant, and shop anywhere without being hassled while being armed to the teeth must be unbearable.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
Eat-in kitchen in a renovated and extended 1830s Cape Cod-style house in Norwich, Windsor County, Vermont [2560x1694]
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︎ May 27 2021
Eat an absolute dick
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︎ May 29 2021
YoU mUsT eAt So GoOd At HoMe!!!
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︎ May 24 2021
Vegan couple nearly kills two dogs by forcing diet of chickpeas and rice on them, one had to be put down anyways after recovery bc of lasting effects of malnutrition, couple still believes they were in the right bc they βdonβt murder animals and eat themβ
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︎ May 12 2021
Needed its own post, eat fuck hedge funds
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︎ May 26 2021
total about $1.15 breakfast. Potatoes/onions/peppers/sausage sauteed, throw in some eggs and bake. I eat this a couple times a week, it's delicious, versitile, one pan no mess, and keeps me full most of the day.
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︎ May 25 2021
Warthog getting "spa treatment" from a mongoose mob as they find and eat ticks wherever they might be hiding
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︎ May 07 2021
The homies gotta eat
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︎ May 19 2021
McDonaldβs is glitching on Uber eats. Free McNuggets, just got 40 for $6
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︎ May 26 2021
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︎ May 11 2021
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︎ May 16 2021
Gen X, Florida Man, xx GME holder. Itβs my cake day and this is my favorite sub. I sewed a shirt for me and matching tie for my financial advisor Mr. Nutter Butter. He says hold GME and eat Fancy Feast. Do not take financial advise from Florida man or his cat.
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︎ May 06 2021
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︎ Jun 01 2021
Anon eats pussy
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︎ Jun 02 2021
I am just trying to eat my chicken at 1 AM
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︎ May 24 2021
My husband informed me we had a "small problem" when he went to weed eat. Meet Sammy, world. Our own small problem...solved.
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︎ May 25 2021
The peanut butter Natasha eats in Endgame expires May 01 2018. Endgame is in 2023, meaning she's helping herself to 5 year old peanut butter. Things were even sadder than we imagined for Natasha in the post snap world.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
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︎ Jun 02 2021
Uber Eats in Guatemala
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︎ May 03 2021
Hey Hedgies. I can smoke weed and eat Wendyβs longer than you can stay solvent
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︎ May 22 2021
And this is why I don't eat the brown part of the banana.
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︎ May 30 2021
We either tax the rich or eat the rich
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︎ May 15 2021
Seriously, don't eat at Chick Fil A.
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︎ Jun 03 2021
They make you not eat for a reason.
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︎ May 31 2021
Why do these people ignore the fact that if you eat less calories than you burn, youβll lose weight? Lizzo is obviously not doing that.
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︎ May 29 2021
Rice is so nice, you eat it twice
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︎ May 16 2021
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︎ May 18 2021
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︎ May 13 2021
Don't want to eat any more... Never...
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︎ May 13 2021
Does anybody on The Land ever eat anything green or remotely colorful? Their diet is brown, fried, fatty, carb-loaded.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
I'm not sure if everyone already knows this, but if you have a lot of animals with a small amount of pasture space and they keep eating all your grass, plant it under fence posts. They can 'eat' it but the grass never disappears, and will keep spawning new growth.
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︎ May 15 2021
Giant river otter kills and eats caiman
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︎ May 16 2021
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