My husband eats apple with a spoon. Reddit, please give it to him straight.
HMC while I try to eat a beer
WCGW if I eat pizza in the bath?
Yes, I'm vegan. Yes, I eat meat. We exist.
I don't eat it for pleasure but I eat it for pleasure
Aw poor thing, had to eat bread during the lockdown
We must preserve western society so your mother can continue to eat buckets of cheese and lard
Before they sat down to eat
Andy Dick wants to eat your food, borrow your bike, and stay in your hotel.
MRW my coworker assumes I'll eat everything she bakes for the office just because I'm fat
eat sleep and live gme - have no time frame - give zero f’s - the end is near
The pressure of being able to go into any neighborhood, eat at any restaurant, and shop anywhere without being hassled while being armed to the teeth must be unbearable.
Eat-in kitchen in a renovated and extended 1830s Cape Cod-style house in Norwich, Windsor County, Vermont [2560x1694]
YoU mUsT eAt So GoOd At HoMe!!!
Vegan couple nearly kills two dogs by forcing diet of chickpeas and rice on them, one had to be put down anyways after recovery bc of lasting effects of malnutrition, couple still believes they were in the right bc they “don’t murder animals and eat them”
Needed its own post, eat fuck hedge funds
total about $1.15 breakfast. Potatoes/onions/peppers/sausage sauteed, throw in some eggs and bake. I eat this a couple times a week, it's delicious, versitile, one pan no mess, and keeps me full most of the day.
Warthog getting "spa treatment" from a mongoose mob as they find and eat ticks wherever they might be hiding
McDonald’s is glitching on Uber eats. Free McNuggets, just got 40 for $6
Gen X, Florida Man, xx GME holder. It’s my cake day and this is my favorite sub. I sewed a shirt for me and matching tie for my financial advisor Mr. Nutter Butter. He says hold GME and eat Fancy Feast. Do not take financial advise from Florida man or his cat.
I am just trying to eat my chicken at 1 AM
My husband informed me we had a "small problem" when he went to weed eat. Meet Sammy, world. Our own small problem...solved.
The peanut butter Natasha eats in Endgame expires May 01 2018. Endgame is in 2023, meaning she's helping herself to 5 year old peanut butter. Things were even sadder than we imagined for Natasha in the post snap world.
Hey Hedgies. I can smoke weed and eat Wendy’s longer than you can stay solvent
And this is why I don't eat the brown part of the banana.
We either tax the rich or eat the rich
Seriously, don't eat at Chick Fil A.
They make you not eat for a reason.
Why do these people ignore the fact that if you eat less calories than you burn, you’ll lose weight? Lizzo is obviously not doing that.
Rice is so nice, you eat it twice
Don't want to eat any more... Never...
Does anybody on The Land ever eat anything green or remotely colorful? Their diet is brown, fried, fatty, carb-loaded.
I'm not sure if everyone already knows this, but if you have a lot of animals with a small amount of pasture space and they keep eating all your grass, plant it under fence posts. They can 'eat' it but the grass never disappears, and will keep spawning new growth.
Giant river otter kills and eats caiman