Most bizarre phrase is a toss-up between β€œblood shot out of my nipple” and β€œif a girl’s kitty explodes in gym class”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluejeanspiano
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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GUYS, I'M SO HAPPY BECAUSE TODAY I DONATED BLOOD FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!! 😁😁😁 Shout out to legumes & dark leafy greens for giving me all the iron I needπŸ˜‰ My hemoglobin was 128, which is high enough for females to donate in Canada :')
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πŸ“°︎ r/vegan
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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Apparently Jafar Starfish made a new "anniversary" collection for Blood Sugar and came out with a new palette... Only it looks like all of the shades were in the original besides one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovethedaffodil
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Diagnosed with diabetes on January 2nd at age 24. I was sent to the ER for a blood sugar in the 400s and just found out today that I have them good ole' antibodies. This subreddit has already been a big help in reassuring me that I'm not alone, and I'm loving the memes! So thank you, everyone!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayRayAntics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Finally shredded my no blood card... big step for me. β€œBorn in” and in for 30 years. 6 years out. v.redd.it/hfvtq7bgp5f61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maquila_beibi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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UPDATE: Turns out blood clots do not, in fact, cure interstitial cystitis...Womp womp πŸ˜©πŸ™ƒ
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πŸ“°︎ r/MunchSnark
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apettyquarrelsays
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Prayers for Waylon Jennings! Little buddy wasn’t feeling good this morning he had chills, diarrhea and shaking a lot. Took him in and found out after blood work he might have a related tick disease. They are going to monitor him the next few days and give him antibiotics.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Troubadour1985
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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She was so over her first ER visit. 104.4F temp.. they tried to cath her for a urine sample, took blood, and put her in the shell thing for an xray.. and when they tried to give her meds, she spit them out so they put a Tylenol suppository in her bum. Thank goodness for breastmilk! (Bronculitis)
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πŸ“°︎ r/breastfeeding
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Diabetes Advocate Tries to Help FA with Out of Control Blood Sugars, Resulting in This Exchange
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πŸ“°︎ r/fatlogic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaw-fatl-1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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my big ol bag of blood! i passed out afterwards and slammed my head on the floor; even with the pain in my noggin, it still felt good to donate!!
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πŸ“°︎ r/Blooddonors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoretogarfield
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Frank and Mike at the ammo plant in V88 - cranking out enough 2mmEC and .45 rounds to keep the wasteland covered with spent casings and corpses. To be honest with you, I don’t know how they sleep at night with that much blood on their hands. Recurring β€œDweller of the Month” winners.
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πŸ“°︎ r/fo4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teedeeone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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This is where I say goodbye guys. I finally got out of that abusive household, I'm back home with 0 contact with my blood relatives. Today I threw my yeet stick in a bin and watched it break apart and it felt like a chapter closing. Thank you all for your love and support ❀❀
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πŸ“°︎ r/MadeOfStyrofoam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wintersass
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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My "4MIND - Dog Blood" videomix / mashup from my first live show! Some of the instruments in this song sound like elephants on acid so I had to use some Dumbo visuals to bring it together ;) Check out the full show on Youtube if you're interested! v.redd.it/lga0q56ft2i61
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πŸ“°︎ r/skrillex
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasreimer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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Flat piercing ripped out in shower- about 6 months old, to reinsert jewelry or to let close??? The red is not blood, it is flesh/cartilage
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πŸ“°︎ r/PiercingAdvice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itzcritchy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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There’s blood in the water boys, but it ain’t ours. Let’s take a moment to give a shout-out to our boy SMB. We all know he had a rough start to the season but he went all pro when it all mattered. That was one of the best defensive performances I’ve seen by any team and he was a huge part of it.
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πŸ“°︎ r/buccaneers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiganticGong
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Two high school girls, one a vampire and one a Frankenstein's monster, duking it out over a boy. Gallons and gallons of blood. Throw in an Igor-cum-Renfield into the mix. What is not to like!
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πŸ“°︎ r/J_Horror
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hermione_Jean_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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Went in to get an industrial, walked out with these. I instantly loved the dagger. It’s called β€œKiss of Death” from BVLA. The blood droplet is a garnet, which just so happens to be my birthstone. Very happy with these, and my first big BVLA purchase!
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πŸ“°︎ r/piercing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cado7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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The Blood Tundra area in this Animal Jam-like MMO called Feral has a big blood lake where red droplets fall from the sky and a giant horned skull sits out in the.... "water."
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πŸ“°︎ r/creepygaming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestBoyGamer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Second play through lasted 2 in-game days, thought I could 1v1 a guy in The Swamp but I got wrecked. This Blood Spider killed him then came over and ate me alive while I was knocked out. I love this game.
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πŸ“°︎ r/Kenshi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/springfieldnoob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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When I was 7 years old I took a tooth out with a wrench that i found and got blood everywhere in the bathroom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arcticpan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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Even our elders are out there fighting strong and hard. It’s in our blood, you can’t take us down Modi! v.redd.it/iwlt0ljvaqd61
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πŸ“°︎ r/Sikh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yamuuu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Always considered myself as an Asian since I have more Asian blood in me hehe, I stand out just a little bit. Can you guess?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hustlet95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Inspired by that cool post the other day. Dark Matter Unicorn Blood. 18.5g in/37g out/28 seconds. Shot on a Leica Q2
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πŸ“°︎ r/espresso
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πŸ‘€︎ u/microjupiter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Somebody found this Corgi puppy laid out in a shop surrounded by what looked like blood. They thought he'd been hurt and bleeding. It turns out he'd eaten and entire jar of jam and passed out on the floor in a sugar crash.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johndecoded
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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H E L P M E πŸ€žπŸΎπŸ’œ (Official Video Out) WE AINT GOT IT BACK IN BLOOD YET CUZ 007 GOT LOCKED...ASK RICHIEJERK #MellyWayyy v.redd.it/e84uitkkh4961
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πŸ“°︎ r/Chiraqology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/064dwill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Jormungandr’s 1 and the pools spawned by the 3 and ult proc vampiric and blood-soaked shroud with every tick of damage. In a longer fight it becomes quite easy to max out stacks of lifesteal as well as giving a lot of mana and health regen.
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πŸ“°︎ r/Smite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zxhyperzx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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First IUI and trigger. I didn’t test out the trigger because I was trying to hold off for my blood work tomorrow. But currently 13dpo and 14dpt could this still be the trigger in my system? Pregmate brand.
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πŸ“°︎ r/TFABLinePorn
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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Picture of this little nugget I squeezed out of my leg (oc, inflamed hair follicle?) Spoiler for blood just in case
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πŸ“°︎ r/popping
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdaladeKasner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Thinking about how IOI is developing the new Bond game, I just figured out a song used in Blood Money is called β€œTomorrow Never Dies.” Thought it was a funny coincidence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsMistahV
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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I have a blood test to start HRT on Thursday and am trying really hard not to freak out over the idea that high blood pressure or some other not-yet-discovered issue will result in all of the anxiety I pushed through so far being rendered meaningless.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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A measure of how important The Dodo is in the spread of nanny dog propaganda, how much blood is on their hands, and the money they are making out of it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonOfGarbageHill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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My pet fox, covered in blood, checking on me after a bear attack. Nice to have a friend out here.
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πŸ“°︎ r/thelongdark
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeTheMountain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What's the point of baptism? You wash away and burn out sin?But after a few seconds you are sinful again, because we always sin supposedly, so it's like showering in a shit storm. The HG never seems to work, I always forget things. And why sacrament? Can't I just say sorry, why eat flesh with blood?
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πŸ“°︎ r/exmormon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eastcoasttrash16
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Something beats inside of me it screams in pure agony, blood freezing wails pour from my mouth "I want to get out."
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πŸ“°︎ r/WingsOfFire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoogieBoyardee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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At the beginning of Classic, a level one warrior in Kargath made it the front page for handing out deviate delights in exchange for "alliance blood." One year later, our level one Warchief is still actively leading the fight against the Alliance.
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πŸ“°︎ r/classicwow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Panda_Panda_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I never noticed the green headband Pickles wears in Blood Ocean gets chroma keyed out.
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πŸ“°︎ r/Metalocalypse
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeneSequence
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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ALMOST DIED AND HAD A LITERAL HEART ATTACK WHEN I THOUGHT BLUE WAS COVERED IN BLOOD, TURNS OUT HE SAVED HIS HALF PIECE OF A DARK CHOCOLATE COVERED ALMOND FROM YESTERDAY! πŸ˜‚ 🐭 v.redd.it/bqx5v0sr7u761
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πŸ“°︎ r/RATS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raechelll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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These mushrooms are based on the Mycena haematopus, which glows in the dark and releases blood-colored latex when cut. I'm still new to embroidery, but I'm pretty happy with how they turned out!
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πŸ“°︎ r/Embroidery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/abflowers
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Level 4 out in the swamps of fort joy and i'm getting blasted. Am i leveled poorly? i was going for that blood mage build but it ain't working out well. Played on switch the first time and i had no problem going anywhere on the same difficulty (don't remember that party build)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grundergretch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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So in Charlie's most recent video he asks why blood gushed out of his egg. In this screenshot you can see a vile of fake blood. Someone must have put it in his cup to prank him.
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πŸ“°︎ r/penguinz0
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πŸ‘€︎ u/juice_moos3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Blood Claws. Bought in a horrible second hand status but came out ok
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drakpappan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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If you ever find yourself thinking that the police are on your side, just remember, Louisville Metro PD officers are commemorating 2020 by handing out challenge pins where they celebrate the time they killed an innocent black woman in cold blood and beat up protestors.
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πŸ“°︎ r/AnarchismZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypto_zoomer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Got kicked out of McDonald's for pissing blood in round lake
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πŸ“°︎ r/roundlake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramsbottom18
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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That feeling when you change your infusion site that has been hurting since you put it in to find out that you hit the mother-load of a blood vessel!!
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πŸ“°︎ r/Type1Diabetes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danabetic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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In "Greenland" (2020), the diabetic child's blood sugar level is at 300. This is a shout-out to the lead actor Gerard Butler's iconic role in "300" (2006)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conrado_Balboni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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I saw a haram cursed picture.I clenched my fists in anger and blood came out of palms.I needed to change it.
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πŸ“°︎ r/HalloAusBerlin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsparagusGaming
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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After 2.5 years of blood, sweat, and pixels, my shooter Rogue Star Rescue is out of Early Access. 50+ hours of pure entertainment. Bullet Hell Insanity + Tower Defense Strategy, with online & local co-op! Made in Unity3D :) v.redd.it/k16mq7umcif61
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πŸ“°︎ r/Unity3D
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuteapps
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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PLEASE READ❀️he hasn’t pooped or eaten in weeks, he has just been floating today and has red on his limbs (pretty much his toes, both front and back)In the past 10 mins the bit of stringy blood shown in the picture next to his tail has just come out of his cloaca as well as blood. can anyone help?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/george4wills
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Donut working as an undercover detective in Blood In Blood Out. v.redd.it/dnbzk6cjyvg61
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πŸ“°︎ r/DonutOperator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElevatorNo8212
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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