u/DeepFuckingValue is being asked to testify in the upcoming GameStop hearing. "Diamond hands and tendies gonna enter the Congressional Record"
A customer at the smoke shop I used to work at asked if he could show me his pride and joy, and pulled this out.
A LOT OF YOU HAVE ASKED IF IM STILL 💎 🙌🏼 ING. DOES SEC’S WIFE’S BOYFRIEND HAVE A LARGE DICK? FROM $1.75M GAIN TO -$250K. SENATOR, I JUST LIKE THE STOCK
Was taking a walk this morning and noticed my neighbor’s mug. Asked him if I could take a picture
Went to my family accountant with my Robinhood 1099 ... he asked what the fuck did I do in the best bull market ever
Interactive Brokers chairman on CNBC just now, asked why they halted trading: "Honestly, to protect ourselves"
When they asked "what can Ted Cruz do for his country", AOC answered
My son drew Boba Fett for me (freehanded), since he knows that Fett is my favorite character. My kiddo also asked me to “share it with the internet”. He’s 8 years old, and a huge Star Wars fan (like me!).
A friend asked what to build on our survival world, I said "I dunno, the Eiffel Tower?" and this is four days later.
I asked for No Sour Cream on my nachos. I got charged for the privilege.
“Maybe asked the pilot politely”
Customer asked me to put their spare tire on. Saw a Cement Atlas ball in the back. Those things are solid concrete and this thing weights like 150lbs. I said no fucking way. I'm not blowing out my back on a job I'm not being paid for.
Alright guys, you asked and you shall receive.....I couldn't decide on just one Gravy screm so you get a compilation! v.redd.it/3jyq5ztd52j61
My grandfather carried this photo around in his wallet and asked people if they'd like to see his "pride and joy." He passed away 20 years ago. Ever since then, I've had it in my wallet to honor his memory. This post is in response to a post by u/thatgirlsade on r/funny
My Dad asked me to come over and give him a hand with his Vette. He hands me a pair of gloves to wear around the headers. Uh, no thanks Dad.
One of the questions I asked Rob Wiethoff was what it’s like to listen to himself in RDR, for anyone curious lol. v.redd.it/miua336ox9i61
Grandpa sent this to me and asked me to figure it out
When I was 8 years old I asked my grandmother to make me an Elekid doll, and this is what I got and I absolutely loved it.
A nine year old asked why I dressed like a pencil today...
Finally, something that many people have asked for to combat the losers who like to stay in the gas
Company asked me to complete an 2-hour 'intelligence test' after 2+ hours of interviews to "prove I could communicate with smart people". For a mid-level marketing manager role.
Jean's VA asked me to draw her for a signing she's doing next month. It's been an honour, I can't believe it really happened still.
Cleaning up and asked my 12 year old neighbor if he wanted my old Xbox
Was asked to needle felt a life size Pabu. I hope I did ok, it was a challenge being so big 😅 v.redd.it/4hkrusvpp7i61
Son’s first joint. I am far from proficient but my son asked if he could learn dovetails. I said start with a box joint and gave him directions on laying out, gave him a square, saw, chisel and mallet. So proud!
"He asked for a fix for an (X nation) vehicle, hurry up, call him (X)-aboo!"
10-year-old asked to meet President Jimmy Carter after beating cancer
Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!
Asked for a high skin fade :(
MRW I'm asked me how much I get paid for making all these Tank Girl gifs
I told my parents I want to see a therapist, and this morning my mom gave me this. With peace and love mom, this is like the exact OPPOSITE of what I asked
Someone asked why Nintendo doesn’t discount their games on my podcast, and this is my answer. 8 of the top 10 selling games this year with Amazon US were Switch exclusives. You don’t have to like it, but why on earth would they discount their games when they sell like this?
Screened a candidate yesterday, asked for them to EMAIL me their resume. Received this EMAIL today... Seriously?
Teacher asked her students to bring any pet animals within reach......
My Neighbor is a Single Mom and they can't really Afford a Ps4 right now asked if I had anything her 6 Sons[Ages 6-15] could play. I sold her my collection, old TV, 2 ps4's slims, 3 Controllers and A old headset for $25.
Nope still don’t know who tf asked.
Her bio asked for a fun fact
We got LWIAY because of YIAY. Since Pewds asked for people who contributed, Jack is the right person.