This bich just called me out just because he had to eat his lunch mofo
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︎ Oct 16 2020
How giraffe eat grass on the ground!
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Dear L - thanks so much for not putting your house number in your Uber profile. I could not find your address. I rang you 4 times. UberEats rang you for 7 minutes straight. Now I get to eat your food, and get paid for it too. - Yours, UberEats driver.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
When's it's meal time my husky throws himself on his back, pretends not to see me and won't eat until I force a kebble into his mouth
v.redd.it/qppue6skfat51
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I build unnecessary inventions and the Glizzy Gripper helps you eat hot dogs more discreetly.
v.redd.it/jz08ectopjq51
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︎ Oct 01 2020
I eat both
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Got a new kitten who has no fear, this is how I have to eat every meal now π
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︎ Sep 14 2020
The day straight men realize not everything is about them is the day I will eat my shirt
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︎ Oct 16 2020
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︎ Oct 05 2020
eat my shit, you Nazi bitch!
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Rat uses stick to trigger trap so it can safely eat the bait
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Go Chtulu, do "Eat his soul"!
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Steak Tatar served with a beef fat and butter candle that you have to wait to melt before you can properly mix in and eat with.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
The way giraffes eat grass from the ground
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︎ Oct 12 2020
(OC) [Stand User] Remy γ» [Stand Name] γEat Itγ
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︎ Oct 16 2020
also, the popular thought that "kids who eat breakfast do better at school" is a myth based on the comparing stats from rich kids in rich schools who had stuff to eat in the morning vs poorer kids at poorer schools
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Thereβs only one way to eat a brace of coneys
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︎ Oct 12 2020
A Pangolin. They are one of the most trafficked mammal due to there scales and in China there meat is considered a delicacy. They eat 20,000 ants a day and have no teeth.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Just let the kid eat his apple sauce
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Eat up and shut up
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︎ Sep 19 2020
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︎ Oct 16 2020
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︎ Oct 18 2020
I ordered a sandwich on uber eats and got this, suck for the person that ordered this
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︎ Sep 23 2020
what my bf eats three times a day
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︎ Oct 15 2020
In Leaving Las Vegas (1995), Nicolas Cage's character Ben doesn't eat a single thing during the whole film, since chronic alcoholics often can't/won't eat. In the restaurant, he puts spaghetti on his fork but doesn't eat it and, when Sera cooks rice for him, he eats an ice cube instead.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Choosing which food item to eat.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
The Nenets are an indigenous group in Siberia who have reindeer and eat them raw since itβs so cold that any bad bacteria canβt survive.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Anon eats a sandwich
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︎ Oct 07 2020
haha americans eat lots of mcdonalds
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Someone please eat my brain spaghetti
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Deep brain stimulation for relieving Parkinson's. This technology is helping millions of people with the disease to properly eat. β€οΈβ€οΈ
v.redd.it/8l7f6mcfkzj51
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︎ Sep 23 2020
And eat them???
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Cheez-its and milk is pretty good. It adds a nice salty crunch to my milk. I donβt eat this a lot, just on the rare occasion Iβm in the mood for it
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︎ Oct 19 2020
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︎ Sep 06 2020
When the roof of an abandoned shopping mall collapsed, water accumulated, and it became a breeding ground for mosquitoes. Locals put in fish to eat the larvae.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
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︎ Oct 10 2020
i really want to eat twβatβ rn
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Spider eats fish
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I should eat that
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Tigers are carnivores, but will eat fruit in order to ease digestion
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Okay being serious who actually eats their 5 a day?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
If your entire party eats to full state, you will get a secret achievement called Bon appΓ©tit
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︎ Oct 16 2020
That one friend when you eat at a restaurant starter pack
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︎ Sep 20 2020
We all love some good eats!
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Exhausted puppy trying to eat
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︎ Oct 08 2020
The way my son eats his hotdog.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
This cover of The Hobbit actually shows a Hobbit, the people who sit around and eat and party all day, as overweight.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Don't eat meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Just sit at home and eat . You can do it ....
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Kelly, after bumping a line of lead paint dust, explains how we will become real sheep and eat real grass and drink real water in the afterlife.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Dennisβs license to Eat Freshβ’ is revoked
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︎ Oct 08 2020
This is my leopard gecko Lucyβs head shed, leopard geckos actually eat their own shed for a extra source of calcium (hope this is interesting enough).
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Ladies, please eat
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Let?? People?? Eat?? What?? They?? Want??
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Do u eat banana?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Repeat after me, "I will not eat bee's"
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Posted on the walk-in freezer door at work. All you can eat icecream at the small cost of your life.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
I eat my pizza crust, how bout yβalls?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
A Thorny Devil, a type of lizard native to Australia. They eat insects and defend themselves with their spines
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I try to eat healthy
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︎ Sep 09 2020
An older gentleman came alone to eat in a restaurant. He was telling some stories to his waiter, who went on break and joined him during his meal.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
βChefs must eat so good at home.β Chefs after work:
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︎ Oct 09 2020
When liberals say that Trump hates our soldiers, just remember Thanksgiving of last year. Rather than having a world class thanksgiving dinner cooked by some of the best chefs in America, he decided to fly to Afghanistan and eat dinner with our troops to remind them that they are not forgotten.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Seal eats Octopus
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I was going to eat it but we bonded.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Eat this
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Other girls donβt eat I guess! π€·ββοΈ
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︎ Oct 12 2020
to eat the faucet
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Processed my first rabbit today. Trying to raise kids who aren't afraid of their food. It's an absolutely crazy experience, can't wait to eat it with friends in a couple days!
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Fellas, is it gay to eat McDonalds?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
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︎ Oct 07 2020
u either eat or fap, no sleeping
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︎ Oct 16 2020
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Please don't eat the delicious cards.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
It took me three rewatches to figure out that Eleanor's favorite food is a shrimpies because her main flaw is being shellfish, and you are what you eat.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Maintaining a normal BMI and not wanting to eat cake until you're fat again is literally Anorexia Nervosa. Check the DSM-5 - it's true!
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︎ Oct 11 2020
They eat Earth Bars on Mars
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Without Wraith's Naruto Run, please give Mirage a multi-shadow clone jutsu animation. Tried using Photoshop...please don't eat me
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︎ Oct 18 2020
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Letting your kid eat straight off the table in a public space in 2020 seems like solid life choice.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Did the dude just think kids don't eat bread anymore
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︎ Sep 10 2020
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Day 2: this is the only thing I eat for breakfast basically. You will get tired of my eggs.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
SAR-3. Chambered in 5.56x45mm. Nothing beats the reliability of the AK action and the ability to reload your spent rounds. And before anybody says, "You should have just gotten an AR", I traded my AR for this so eat my ass
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Steps on how to defeat a Hydra: Step 1- Be immune to poison. Step 2- Eat the Hydra alive [Bofuri]
v.redd.it/a9irrwc0z7n51
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︎ Sep 15 2020
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Ok Reddit, I may not always understand you, but you asked me to make Jesus microwaving a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it, so I gave it a shot.
v.redd.it/jac674t2t8j51
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︎ Aug 26 2020
People donβt realize how many things they eat are actually vegan by default
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︎ Sep 28 2020
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Iβm about to eat the worlds fattest burger and I couldnβt be more excited about it. This girl is HUNGRY π
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Who wants to eat with strangers anyway
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